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Funny humor story jokes laugh prankWhiskey And Worms
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 9th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.“Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. “Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?” the professor asked.
Scott, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms.”
Mom: Son why are you home early today?
Son: Because I was the only one that could answer a question.
Mom: Oh, what question?
Son: Who threw the eraser at the principal?
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Son: Hi mom I am home early today.
Mom: Why are u home early today?
Son: Because the teacher said “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.”
Mom: And…?
Son: And I asked, which end.
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As a 7th grade biology teacher, I was teaching my class about the flow of blood in the body. After my lecture I asked the class the following: “Why is it that if I would turn upside down, my face would turn red since the blood would flow to my head, but when I stand upright my feet don’t turn red?” I was taken aback when a boy blurted out, “That’s cuz your feet aint empty!”.
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Funny humor story jokes laugh storyA sexy woman walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager.
The Bartender replies, “Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?”
By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where the horny bartender is gently sucking on them. She says, “You sure he isn’t here?”
The bartender mumbles through her fingers, “Yes, he’s out for another 2 hours. Are you sure there is nothing I can do to help?”
The woman then says, “Oh, I only wanted to tell him there’s no toilet paper or soap in the ladies toilets!”
The Bartender replies, “Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?”
By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where the horny bartender is gently sucking on them. She says, “You sure he isn’t here?”
The bartender mumbles through her fingers, “Yes, he’s out for another 2 hours. Are you sure there is nothing I can do to help?”
The woman then says, “Oh, I only wanted to tell him there’s no toilet paper or soap in the ladies toilets!”
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