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A chemistry professor wanted to teach the 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.
“Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, as happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
“Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?” the professor asked.
Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded…
“Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”
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A group of students were discussing which of their specialities was of the most practical use. A fellow student appeared at the table with a large pink gin.
The chemist proceeded to explain why it was pink in color.
The physicist measured the specific gravity.
The mathematician calculated the cost per unit volume.
The doctor outlined what it would do to the liver.
The engineer picked it up and drank it.
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What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes in helium?
HeHe.
What weapon can you make with potassium, nickel, and iron?
A KNiFe.
Where and how frequently do chemists have sex?
On the table, periodically.
What do you call the males of a tribe called Ganese?
Manganese.
Why did the chemist help the kid who was being bullied?
He didn’t want to watch the kid sulfur.
What do you do to chemists when they die?
You barium.
If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
H-two-O-CUBED.
Why is potassium a racist element?
Because, when you put three of them together, you get KKK.
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They’re cheaper than day rates.
What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
CoRnY.
Do you know a good chemistry joke?
No sorry, all of them argon.
I told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction.
A chemistry professor asked his students to go and look for any substance and bring it for experiment.
The students went and searched for it, some looked for aluminum, others silver, magnesium, calcium but among them, there was a boy who went and fill a balloon with air and brought it to the professor.
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