The student replied, “A gynecologist or a train driver.” The career advisor was so baffled by this that she said, “Train driver and gynecologist? That’s quite a gap, don’t you think?” By That the student replied, “Well… at the end of the day… I guess I just like tunnels.”
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A man went to the hospital to see his uncle. He told the nurse that he came to see his uncle that had been ran over by a steam roller. The nurse says, “Oh yeah! He’s in room 21 – 22 and 23.”
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What’s smoreplay?
It’s what smurfs do before they smuck.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
The bartender says…”we don’t serve time travelers in here.”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
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I bought a new deodorant stick today. The instructions read: REMOVE WRAPPER AND PUSH UP THE BOTTOM PART.” I can hardly walk now, but whenever I fart, the room smells divine.
Two guys were talking. The one guy asked the other; what’s the definition of a will? The other guy said idk what is it? The other guy said ; come on its a dead giveaway.
There are too many pets in the neighbourhood. I’ve ran over five just this week, although one didn’t put up much of a chase.
With tears in his eyes, the little boy told his kindergarten teacher that only one pair of boots was left in the classroom and they weren’t his.
The teacher searched and searched, but she couldn’t find any other boots. “Are you sure these boots aren’t yours?” – she asked.
“I’m sure,” the little boy sobbed. “Mine had snow on them.”
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