Funniest GUN PRANKS Compilation - (TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE)
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack.
Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer.
Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier!
Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way?
Caller: Six weeks!
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This guy was learning english. He learned the top 10 words: lol, yea, totaly, driving, swag, dead, women, hate, exited, jk.
There was a murder at a museum. He went to check it out. The cops asked who was this. The man said lol. The cop said was it you? The man said yea.
The cop said do you want to go to jail? He responded with totaly!
Cop: How did you kill him?
Man: Driving.
Cop: How did you do it?
Man: Swag.
Cop: So what do you think is a fair punishment?
Man: Dead.
Cop: What do you love most in your life?
Man: Women.
Cop: So you love your wife.
Man: Hate.
Cop: What do you think about jail?
Man: Exited.
Cop: Really?
Man: Jk.
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”
The third fellow says, “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”
The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.”
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Wife: I found Aladin’s lamp today.
Husband: Wow, what did you ask for darling?
Wife: I asked him to increase your brain power by ten times.
Husband: Oh… love you so much.. Did he do that?
Wife: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t work with zero.
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